Monday, September 29, 2008

Gettin Jiggy Wit It















Hmm when I think of puzzles I always think of my dear friend Priscilla and all of her Winnie the pooh puzzles but I believe she has been trumped by 15,000 German puzzlers. Apparently they put together a jigsaw puzzle made of 1,141,800 pieces and spreading 6,500 square foot in 5 hours. Sorry Will Smith the german’s just got jiggier. Hmm I wonder if they can put together a good excuse for skipping work. Oooh I have one “Sorry boss I just was having trouble keeping it together that day” Welp at least they set a Guinness world record. Anyways, please enjoy this puzzling record breaking dopeness.

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Hmm I WONDER what this is..FREE DOWNLOAD FROM MY UPCOMING MIXTAPE SOUL EXHIBITIONS

















Whassup Fam! Today I'm going to let you download a song from my upcoming mixtape soul exhibitions. This has to be one of my favorite freestyles off of the mixtape because it's very personal and let you guys see my struggles but most of all my triumph through. I pray that you are inspired. Here's the link fam

(I apologize for the shady ads at the download site does anyone know a better place?  =0( 

Remember no need to wonder if you're going to make it with God's help you will.
Please enjoy this lyrically authentic dopeness!!

p.s. comment on this blog if you downloaded it so I have some idea about how many people downloaded it. Also for more music check out www.youtube.com/acchord

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Plug it in, Plug it in




Might I say going green never looked so cooooooooool blue!! Ladies and gentleman the GM Chevy Volt electric plug in car!! The Volt is planning to send a "shockwave" of life to the gas price/economy mess in 2010. The Volt can do 40 miles per gallon or charge. Live more than 40 push it..no just joking. After 40 miles the Volt can take gas and with the help of a lithium ion battery, gas, and ethanol in some models the battery charges while it's running on gas. And get this you can plug it up in your garage or in the outlet to your kitchen or room or bathroom, or awkward uncle's livng space! How DOPE IS THAT? Divinely so no ape can come up with that no matter how many years you give it. With no further adieu please enjoy this earth shattering eco-friendly dopeness.



p.s. for more info and pics visit http://www.gm-volt.com/ for all your voltage needs. Be warned it's like a taser in the eyes but awesome!!

It’s Morphing Time……… KYOCERATOPS!!!




This phone is so hot it could turn alpha 6 heteromechanical (just joking I love alpha ….ahem no robohomo). Anyways I think this phone is utter perfection. The square shape is dope. And the dopest feature is the Blue light on the front of the phone. The bible says not to covet your neighbor’s stuff….but none of my neighbors have this phone so shooooooooot. So excuse me as I revel in the glory that is the Blue Streak Kyocera’s Neo E1 100. I sure do hope Virgin mobile brings it here. Forget trying to keep up with the Iphone, Kyocera should name this the Ipwn. Please enjoy this swagger enhancing communicative dopeness. And yes communicative is a word.

Papa’s got a brand new bag!!




Yeah I’m pretty sure the Voltaic Generator Laptop Bag is on the top of Al Gore’s Christmas list (or superman’s that along with a decent movie). So apparently this bag uses solar power to energize your laptop on the go. What’s not so dope is the whopping price of $599 I mean geeez at least throw a louis vuitton monogram on it first maaan. It can hold up to a 17 watt charge. Okay let’s all smile and nod and pretend we know how long that will take to charge your computer. 1….2… smile aaaand nod (rinse and repeat for hours of indifferent sarcastic fun). Please enjoy this Al gore friendly polar bear rescuing dopeness.

Now I can finally get that mermaid’s digits!!




Looks like Ariel didn’t need to give up her voice to get her mermack on. The Fujitsu F705i is the first waterproof phone that doesn’t look like a rock, or a brick, or the tip of a caveman’s spear or..okay you get the point. It also has an impressive 8x Zoom and adjusts incoming calls so your loud friend doesn’t leave you like Helen keller and your outgoing calls don’t make you sound like Darth Vader without his asthma medication. (sorry it can’t help your eyesight though). Hmm maybe I should get this so I can at least drown in style. I mean so if they find my body they can at least say oooh fujitsu. Quick question though, who can talk underwater? Apparently the Japanese because Japan is the only place you can get it. Anyways enjoy this mind boggling species endearing dopeness

It’s time for the Daily Dose of Divine Dopeness or the D4 haha




Psalm 42:3-5
My tears have been my food day and night,
While they continually say to me,
"Where is your God?"

4 When I remember these things,
I pour out my soul within me.
For I used to go with the multitude;
I went with them to the house of God,
With the voice of joy and praise,
With a multitude that kept a pilgrim feast.

5 Why are you cast down, O my soul?
And why are you disquieted within me?
Hope in God, for I shall yet praise Him
[fn3] For the help of His countenance.

Maybe you can relate to David in this text. Maybe you can’t relate to the church or God part and definitely not the pilgrims haha, but you can say that life’s been rough for you. You can remember the good ol days of happiness and they don’t match up with your today all because of one event. And whatever event that happened on that one day (or series of days and events) has in your mind forever shaped who you are, will, or CAN be. David was sad and injured deep in his soul by the words and deeds of others but also gives a really dope alternative. David says he pours out his soul or sheds his soul within himself. Sounds weird right like a snake? (Maybe even a little emo haha.) But to pour or shed means to leave, to never return or reminisce on the comforts of an old skin that no longer represents you.
Imagine a beautiful colored snake (might be hard if you don’t like snakes) basing its current state of beauty on an old dried up batch of skin that used to be its home. Instead of looking dwelling and reflecting on its new refreshed pattern it keeps defining itself by the old dusty skin. Perhaps that’s like us (I know it’s like me), many times we let what people have said or done to us in the past define who we are and all we can be today. Today’s dope thought is to let the dead skin die. You may be able to see the old skin but other people don’t unless you show them (especially true in dating). Today you are dope and a beautiful reflection of God’s handiwork. Go shine little homey (and homietta) as the beacons of God’s beauty. And if you make a mistake or someone else hurts you come to God to help you shed those negative thoughts and ask him to give you some new skin (or thoughts) and continue shining. Snakes NEVER run out of new skin and God NEVER runs out of grace so it’s up to you. Please adopt this life changing swagger enhancing dopeness

Your boy,
A